Diary of a Blonde

Got this from a colleague. Was a hilarious read amongst the ladies...

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DIARY OF A BLONDE

Jan: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
Feb: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
Mar: Got really excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months - box said '2-4 years'!
Apr: Trapped on escalator for hours - power went out
May : Tried to make Kool Aid - wrong instructions - 8 cups of water won't fit into those tiny packets!!!
Jun: Tried to waterski - couldn't find a lake with a slope
Jul: Lost breast stroke swimming contest - learnt later the other swimmers cheated - they used their arms!
Aug: Got locked out of my car in rain storm - car swamped because soft-top was open
Sep: The capital of California is 'C' - isn't it???
Oct: Hate Smarties - they are so hard to peel
Nov: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days - instructions said one hour per pound - and I weigh 108!!!
Dec: Couldn't call 911 - duh - there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!\

Whew- what a year!!!
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